Heart On The Stand
No hearsay when love’s at hand.
Won’t you come home for the holidays with me?
Meet my family, have some eggnog and tea.
But your mother might cross-examine, and your aunt might make me testify!
But you also can’t tie me to a kitchen chair…
Objection!
Under the mistletoe, prima facie love starts to show!
Burden of proof is satisfied here,
when two hearts find their verdict so clear!
He’s got no grounds for appeal,
when love’s judgment becomes final and real!
She’s got me bound by collateral estoppel,
this holiday love is irrevocable!
Your chambers or mine for New Year’s?
No more motions to continue, this love’s ready for final review!
All rise for the verdict of the heart, let the record show we’ll never part!
Sustained! (Sustained!) This love is ordained! (Ordained!)
The court of hearts is now in session,
two attorneys find love’s intersection!