They began their descent, each step part of an impromptu dance as Juniper continued: “Won’t you come home for the holidays with me? Meet my family, have some egg nog and tea!”

Daniel’s theatrical hesitation made the crowd laugh as he twirled her: “But your mother might cross-examine, and your aunt might make me testify!”

“But you also can’t tie me to a kitchen chairrrr ”

“Objection!” Juniper belted, striking a dramatic pose. “That’s speculation, my dear!”

Daniel grinned, dipping her low: “I’ll stipulate to the holidays this year!”